when people don’t realize that i’m being sarcastic
What on earth where do these gifs even come from
Going through a bookstore like, “Got it. Need it. Got it. Need it. Got it. Got it. Read that in school. Need it. Got it.”
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
*how to spawn demons: a beginner’s guide to chemistry
How to get ask messages
- Call a band member by the wrong name in your tags
at my school there’s an english teacher and an american teacher and they always glare at each other and when they pass each other in the hallway the american teacher will say ‘good show governor’ or something and the english teacher will say ‘god bless the land of the free’ and both in terrible accents and like the whole school ships it
when i first read this i thought to myself, what school teaches american as a subject?
WHY IS THIS SO FUNNY
Ugh okay I saw this and I HAD to post it-
Levi plays hide ‘n’ seek with me because he wants to marry me!! How perfect is that, my results usually suck on these things!!
Please be kidding.
whoever blocked out that girl’s credit card info
"The scientists found out that pluto dont exist"
I sigh for humanity
And no one had the courage to tell them their mistakes…
- teacher: do u understand what ur supposed to be doing
- me: yeh
- friend: what r we supposed to be doin
- me: lol idk
This is the actual cover of an actual book in an actual library and it has changed my life forever